paranoid-android92:

how to make friends

internet-the-explorer:

byemitch:

babyiaan:

Someone should pull a prank on Justin Bieber where he goes somewhere crowded and they hire a bunch of teenage girls to pretend they don’t know who he is and just see how pissed off he gets

and they should ask for a picture but it turns out they want him to take a picture of them

then another group of the are crowding around an extra from a tv show asking for pictures and autographs

rest-is-for-thedead:

nothing I can add will make this funnier

Feel free ;)

mojosodope178:

“trust fall”

“DAMN IT JOE”

me trying to accomplish life goals

sorryforpartybarackin:

leave me alone but also give me constant attention

fartgallery:

i wish i had a killer body

*suddenly my fingers turn into knives, my nipples become lasers, and my left leg turns into a crowbar*

yes…. this will do

oopsishittedagain:

avengethewholockians:

420goku:

420goku:

MY DAD GAVE ME A GOLDEN GAYTIME IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER

I DIDNT REALISE HOW THIS MIGHT SOUND TO NON-AUSTRALIANS IM REALLY SORRY

i feel like you australians are just fucking with us now