santa:

bandoge:

why does santa get more things for rich kids

*sweats nervously*

(Source: worldwar2chainz, via artemisartistic)

ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

(via kittenlawyer)

moonemoji:

California facts:
-we surf to school
-if we don’t say “dude” at least 10 times a day we will die
-same with “like”
-we cry when it’s 60 degrees Fahrenheit bc it’s cold

(via whowereyoulookingfor)

brynnasaurus:

so I was wearing a Captain America shirt on my run today and TWO separate people shouted ‘ON YOUR LEFT’ at me

sometimes the world is a wonderful and magical place

(via iamthecymbalplayergothamneeds)