Anonymous asked:
Dear Daniel,I'd hug you. You have a nice smile. You make me want vanilla pudding. You should stop eating macaroni and cheese. Someday I will eat good ass mac n cheese in front of you and not share. You + me = nipple tassels. If I saw you now I’d be in pjs! I want to run in to you. I would build a rubber band ball just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be awesome. We could lie under the stars. Love, idk (P.S pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssttttttttttttttttttttttt.. hi (; )

Okay I ate Macaroni and Cheese that ONE TIME. Hey there[: Mwahaha It’s amazing, I know exactly who this is…


animorphz:

if you don’t have anything nice to say then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together

gaywardvagabond:

when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline

So I told myself that I was going to do my homework this weekend…

Forgot my book at school… Oh well…

worthless-blogger:

after all this time, there are still people who take did-yuo-kno seriously

this is my black friend with duct tape on her mouth

this was her after ripping off the tape

and this is her after she found out i was taking pictures

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WRITE ME A LETTER (anonymous or not)

icantwantto:

Dear ______,

I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. 
Love, 
_______________ 

(P.S. ______________.)

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snoopdong:

Shhh

do you hear that?

It’s the sound of millions of suburban white teenage girls clicking away on facebook to prepare their “Summerr 2012 babyy” photo albums

WHEN A FRESHMAN CATCHES ON FAST.

theyarealwaysready: